Official Lemon Stealing Whore
She reminds me of the white girls in high school I hated.
ummmmmm i dont think you realize that if you tag my url in the post i get the notification
Oh I realize it :3
haha okay :3
A GRILL IS A GRILL THIS IS SURELY SO AND FRIES SHOULD BE FRIES EITHER WAY BUT THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW
WHY DON’T HUMANS HAVE A MATING CALL THIS FLIRTING THING IS SO FUCKIN TIRESOME
(Source: territorialcreep)
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom
KFC
(Source: averypotterurl)
be sure to compliment people when they’re deserved, even if the people you’re complimenting are strangers. nice compliments tho, not things like “nice tits bitch.” people like hearing nice things from complete strangers because it eliminates any notion of bias that someone like a best friend would have. it can really brighten someone’s day.
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
how the HECK do u pronounce bon iver
it’s like “jif”
(Source: kelmeckis)
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
(Source: harrystears)
when i have tons of money i will still buy cheap clothes because then i can have 100 articles of clothing for the price of 1 really expensive designer item and i will have a lot of money left for food
i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
when you try to move a fly away with your hand and it’s too slow and you end up TOUCHING I T


